George Bush, Jr. Opens Faiths-based Indulgences Office For Americans?

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George Bush, Jr. has opened a new Office of Faiths-Based Indulgences for all Americans. Send in your check and your sins/errors/whatever vanish instantly. The new Office will be one floor above the current Faiths-Based Initiatives Office.
Source:
The St. Nostradamus Rumor Mill Newsletter.http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/

6 Responses to “George Bush, Jr. Opens Faiths-based Indulgences Office For Americans?”

  1. pgd Says:

    You know, while I guessed correctly that this was satire, there was sadly part of me that thought this was something Bush could have done. It’s just that he has set everyone’s expectation so low nobody can really say anything is beneath him.

  2. Ghost of Tom Joad Says:

    Right, like the crazy killer knows anything about religion.

  3. hvacrcer Says:

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    Put me in a box…. You’ve nearly killed me with this one.
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  4. r u randy Says:

    Ohmagosh…thats so witty.

  5. Jana11 Says:

    I stopped making contributions to politicians when they removed the tax credit I received upon making the contribution.

  6. jinengli Says:

    what we need is faith-based science in order to compete globally.

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